Monday, October 20, 2008

Maxine On Cows, The Constitution, and The 10 Commandments

CO W S - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.


  1. Love that Maxine. If she'd run for president, I would definitely vote for her. lol

  2. Karen - I love the Maxine comics.

  3. One thing you can say about Maxine, she doesn't beat around the bush. She just gets right to the point. Never have to wonder what she is thinking. She just lays it right out there on the table. You go Maxine, you've got my vote.

  4. That Maxine is right on the money!

  5. Hey Jana,

    Maxine is my favorite kind of woman! She just tells it like it is and makes me laugh everytime!

  6. One smart woman--that Maxine.

  7. James - glad you enjoyed the laugh.

    Jolene - now we could really get into some trouble if we could hang out with Maxine, huh??? Oops!! We do hang out with Maxine!!! LOL

    Carol - yep! She's a sharp ole gal! LOL

    Linda - she's a guaranteed laugh!

    Shirley - smart or she just has a lot of that misplaced thing we call common sense!

  8. I have always enjoyed Maxine simple words of wisdom.