1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co.
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
FairwellHoneychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
KnottNOW!
And finally...
9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
(Welllllll, I don't know that it would be appropriate on a public forum, but a hint would be it rhymes with "ChittyChittyBangBang)
OH, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA LAUGH!
Ho Ho Haw Haw!! :-))
ReplyDeleteThaank you the laugh this morning, I needed it.
Mervi
Great post very funny.
ReplyDeleteMervi - it was cute, huh?!
ReplyDeleteApril - glad you dropped by my blog and enjoyed the laugh. Please visit again.
I think I will invest in FairwellHoneychild.
ReplyDeleteChandra - LOL
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